Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Top 5 Reasons My Parents Should NOT Have Been Allowed To Have Children

1. Have you seen my hair?
2. The only people I know who, right before they got on to the other two, laughed about the youngest being put in the dryer.
3. I was allowed to watch Dirty Dancing, Bevis & Butthead, Married With Children, Tales From The Crypt, and The Simpsons and very inappropriate ages.
4. My father actually told the other two I was an accident.
5. Again...have you seen my hair?

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